Monday, February 15, 2010

Tractors aren't as sexy as you thought.

Today, the big news on the Dutch news source I go to (because it's in English) is about how the Netherlands has banned animal sex. Horses, donkeys, chickens, cows, sheep, and the like are now protected from being raped by humans. The story talks about a man who was caught having sex with a horse. The horse was just standing there eating when the man's wife walked in and saw him dropped trow, going horsey style on the poor pony. It also cited the Netherlands as being the worlds number one animal porn production nation. Impressive.
I love this country.
They love their animals.
I also love animals, but in a different, not more than friends kind of way.

I am beat down. I just returned yesterday from another loooooong weekend, this time in Cardiff for work. What a game on Saturday. Wales pulled their head out of their asses and came from behind with 3 mins left to win. It was a great game, maybe you watched it?

I have horrible heartburn right now. Getting old sucks.

Have a nice day

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